Recent trends in internet-based application development have fostered the rapid spread of asynchronous, Javascript-based techniques known by the umbrella term "Ajax" and by related terms such as "AHAH", "POX", and so on. This brief paper argues for a plaintext, synchronous alternative style with some compelling advantages, one of which is (naturally) a catchy name. Synchronous Text/plain For User-agents -- STFU -- is a content- delivery standard offering simple, reliable, high-performance routing of content to Internet end-users. Implementation is orders of magnitude faster than for typical Ajax applications, with a corresponding drop in defect rates. It's that simple. STFU. * well-tested * cross-platform * highly scalable * enterprise-ready * supports Unicode! * compliant with Section 508 Accessibility Requirements One prominent adopter of STFU technology is the Internet Engineering Task Force, which uses it for the dissemination of their most important documents: ietf.org/rfc/rfc-index-latest STFU also sidesteps technical quandaries related to markup formats, such as those summarized here: hixie.ch/advocacy/xhtml It's no accident that the author of the above (widely cited) document chose to deliver his important message via STFU. Sometimes the debates over emerging standards and technologies become wearisome, and pragmatic individuals find themselves wishing for a magic phrase that might quiet the true believers and allow all involved to move on to more productive activities. May we recommend: STFU! --- (Valid STFU 1.0)